Devil May Cry Script

Part 1

Devil May Cry

By:

Phillip Hurbough

FADE IN:

INT. DANTE'S OFFICE/SHOP @ NIGHT

Dante is sitting at his DESK with his feet propped up. The phone rings but he ignores it.

DANTE

Damn, I ordered pizza over an hour ago.

What’s taking them?

At that time the PHONE rings but he ignores it. Then the DOOR BELL rings. Dante gets up and opens the door. Only to find a lady with his PIZZA standing there.

DANTE

What to you so long? You I’m not paying

For that right?

PIZZA LADY

Sorry. Than if that's the case. Then this

One is on the house.

She then opens the pizza BOX and throws the pizza at Dante. But the cheese was surprisingly hot.

DANTE

What the hell are you trying to do? Scold

Me to death?

PIZZA LADY

My apologies, I forgot.

She then pulls out her gun and shoots Dante square in the head. Then she pulls out her sword and Dante pulls out his. The two swords eventually clash and fall out of their hands, landing in the ground. Dante takes out Ebony and Ivory, his two favorite handguns that he had custom made as a gift to him, and started to blast away at her. She then dives behind her truck. Dante stops firing but continues to aim.

Part 2

PIZZA LADY
Don’t shoot!

Dante sees her waving her hand up.

PIZZA LADY
Don’t Shoot! I have a good reason why
I attacked you.

DANTE
OK Explain

She comes out from behind the truck. And brushes the dirt of her knees.

PIZZA LADY
Do you have a place where I can sit?

Dante doesn’t say anything at 1st, then he waves the lady inside with one of his guns. As she walks in, Dante walks over to the WINDOW and stares for a brief moment. Then he spins his guns all fancy and puts them up. Then he walks over to his sword, picks it up and sets it back on his back.

FADE OUT FOR THE END OF DEMO OTHERWISE CONTINUE.

DANTE
The chair is right over there.

PIZZA LADY
Aren’t you going to sit also?

DANTE
I rarely have company over so as you can
See I only have the one chair. But I’d
Rather stand right now. Now tell me who
You are and why you attacked me.

PIZZA LADY
Lightly Chuckles
You still don’t recognize me? After all
These year, you still don’t recognize your
Own mother?

She then takes off her hat that was hiding her face

DANTE
Surprised
Mom?! How’s that possible? I thought you
Died? And why did you attack me?

MOTHER
I had to make sure it was you. I’ve
Already encountered several impostors.
And in order to see you, I had to dress
Up as a pizza delivery person. If you
Knew it was me at 1st, You wouldn’t
Have fought back.

DANTE
But that doesn’t explain why the pizza
Was so hot, even though I ordered it
An hour before you showed up.

MOTHER
I had to knock out the original pizza
Guy to steal his uniform. By then I
Knew that the pizza was going to get
Cold. So I made a new pizza. But that’s
Beside the point. I still need to tell
You the main reason why I’m here. I’m
Here because of the mess your father
Left behind. If you continue on your